Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages
→ THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via shroomfairy)
Don’t worry buddy, I hate me too.
eight baby african spurred tortoises, each weighing about 25 grams, piggyback on their mother, who weighs about 80,000 grams. photos by attila balazs. see also: baby galapagos tortoise with mom (for an even larger disparity) and baby turtles (turtles swim in water. tortoises walk on land)