(Source: jill-amos)

timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

(Source: billyteddy)

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via shroomfairy)

(Source: blythebrooklyn)

(Source: the-boho-gypsy)

Don’t worry buddy, I hate me too. 

(Source: kompajunior)

fishandfelines:

This is MY tail.

fishandfelines:

This is MY tail.

(Source: awwww-cute)

invocado:

Water Lily and Carp | (h orihashi)

invocado:

Water Lily and Carp | (h orihashi)

nubbsgalore:

eight baby african spurred tortoises, each weighing about 25 grams, piggyback on their mother, who weighs about 80,000 grams. photos by attila balazssee also: baby galapagos tortoise with mom (for an even larger disparity) and baby turtles (turtles swim in water. tortoises walk on land)